Last night, near the witching hour, I saw something dark and evil. We all know that Richard Pombo rides around as the black knight of American environmental policy, but did you know that he is also a sorcerer and political alchemist? Do you doubt me? I have evidence, though it is terrible to look upon.
Pombo has gathered his base political actions and through the Philosopher’s Stone of the internet, transmogrified them into golden words. I already knew that he dabbled in these dark arts, but little did I understand how skilled he had become. Behold all who dare! Bullshit in bar-form:
“I'm working for the local people, for cleaner, safer air and water, and healthy, sustainable resources.”
May the gods save us all.