Something Eerie

Last night, near the witching hour, I saw something dark and evil.  We all know that Richard Pombo rides around as the black knight of American environmental policy, but did you know that he is also a sorcerer and political alchemist?  Do you doubt me?  I have evidence, though it is terrible to look upon.  

Pombo has gathered his base political actions and through the Philosopher’s Stone of the internet, transmogrified them into golden words.  I already knew that he dabbled in these dark arts, but little did I understand how skilled he had become.  Behold all who dare!  Bullshit in bar-form:          

“I'm working for the local people, for cleaner, safer air and water, and healthy, sustainable resources.”

May the gods save us all.