ButtaPombO Smells Up Duh American Flag Wit His B.O.
The following is a guest post by Rocky Balboa:
Yo All Youse Guys in Duh Inner Circle - And Delta, Jenny, and Pretty Goil too. Its Rocky, and I ain't jest blottin I'm dealin. What a feelin I tell you, you know, when yer doin it for duh foist time. Its like I been tryin to tell duh friggin REPUBLICANSPY, if you sit back and loin from duh pros like Rocky, and follow duh rules of dis blot like Rocky, mebbe sum day you'll get to be a dealer - like Rocky. Butt no, dis guy is jest too friggin dumB.
Anyways, youse all know dat ButtaPombO and Team ButtWipe are stinkin up dis blot, all of Stockton, dere underwear, and mebbe even dere friggin birkenstocks wit dere smelly feet fer all I know. Butt I'll bet youse didn't know dat ButtaPombO is also stinkin up duh American flag - wit his B.O. And so is Annette. Youse want proof? Check out dis photo Rocky got from a friggin CIA agent:
Now dis photo wuz taken in 1994 after ButtaPombO wun his foist re-election. He hadn't yet fattened up on Jack-off's dough, and Annette hadn't yet invested in Clorox. Butt you can still recognize his ugly mug.
Anyways, duh point is dat now dis corrupt hypocrite - who ain't never soived his country - is runnin around tryin to say dat consecratin our flag should be a crime. Well puttin B.O. on our flag would be illegal unner any of dese proposed laws as Rocky unnerstands it, and in Pombo's case it should be a Capitol crime on accounta duh fact dat he's on Capitol Hill. Duh Fool on Duh Hill.
Now it also ain't escaped Rocky neither dat duh sign on duh wall behind him dat sez "SELF SERVICE" is exactly what dis guy is up to in Washington. Am I right about dis or what? He is all about soivin hisself, and Jack-off, and anywun else dat ponies up duh friggin cash to buy his vote.
Yo REPUBLICANSPY - now Rocky has you on the friggin ropes wit dis punch. One more shot from me or Mr VPO and you is outta here, and maybe it won't smell so bad in Stockton. Gettin rid of ButtaPombO and Team ButtWipe is duh fastest way to clean up duh dirty smelly air, if youse ask me. Puttin B.O. on duh American flag is friggin disgusting.
Yo Adrian! It's Rocky. I love you honey! Yo Mr BeanO - keep loinin, mebbe you can becum a dealer sum day. And to Matt and all my friends in duh Inner Circle, I jest wanna say tanks fer teachin me duh ways of blottin, and I hope you'll let Rocky deal anudder hand sumday.
Rocky out. But he's finally "in" too.
[Update by babaloo: If you've been following the comments, here's a picture of Abbie Hoffman being arrested in 1968 for wearing a flag shirt, just like Richard and Annette Pombo (oh, except for the being arrested part).]
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From a recent article in the Huffington Post Paul Krasner reminisces about the heady days of the ‘60s:
In October 1968, [Abbie Hoffman] was arrested in Washington for wearing a shirt that resembled the design of an American flag. Authorities at the maximum security penitentiary did their worst to harass and humiliate him. They gave him a preventive de-lousing. They took a blood sample against his will, without affording him the sterile courtesy of a disposable syringe.
Two months later, Abbie was hospitalized in New York City for serum hepatitis.
[...]
When the judge declared him guilty, Abbie uttered the immortal words, "I only regret that I have but one shirt to give for my country."
Hmmm… Richard Pombo and Abbie Hoffman, brothers in arms.
I also should add that according to United States Code Title 4 Chapter 1 — The Flag, §8(d), “The flag should never be used as wearing apparel.”
Yo babaloo.
Rocky here. I can't describe fer you duh feelin Rocky has to have finally hit duh big time - to not only be blottin, but to be dealin. I mean like I finally made it, didn't I? Into duh Inner Inner Circle, where I belong.
Wait'll Adrian sees dis one. Wait'll Mr VPO sees dis one too. And Rocky can't wait neither fer dat dumBB REPUBLICANSPY to see dis one too! I mean how could he miss it, right? Heh heh heh.
Anyways, Rocky wanna say to you to keep up duh good woik wackin dat dumBB-ass SPY. You is doin a great job at it. I mean foist duh guy sez, he sez he's a SPY, den he tries to pretend he's a surfer dude while signing his name "Anonym-ASS", and now he's tryin to pass hisself off as a friggin sophisticated Portu-geese chef.
Do you tink ButtaPombO could get arrested fer wearin dis shirt like dat Hoffman guy? If not, why not?
Rocky out.
Richard and Annette Pombo could not be arrested under present-day law for wearing their shirts. As an ultimate result of Abbie Hoffman's case, the Code that I cited was struck down by the courts.
But there is a delicious irony in the fact that while Pombo is protected by the laxity that was ushered in by Abbie Hoffman, he is, in fact, seeking to change the law to criminalize his own behavior. The hypocrisy just never ends.
Rocky, goddammit, you made the bigtime! This is real excitin', just like when you beat Ivan Drago and showed that Russian mother profanity deleted by editor er who was boss.
You be going on about the Pombo descreating the flag and Annette not yet hitting the Clorox, you is right, I tell you. What a picture! You got the doofus and the missus caught red-handed, or, red-white-and-blue handed, ha, ha. What a hippocrite! There he is, all pompus and crap about the flag, signing that Flag Burning Amendment, and then he is polluting it with his own stink. They probably got one of dem T-shirts for the dog, too, and I don't mean Annette.
There they are, wearing the flag, and they ain't even at a boxing match! All that stinkin' BO all over it. Just like when the President Bozo signed the flag, thereby not showing proper respect and causing all us good patriots to ripple in disgust.
These Republicans ain't got no respect of institutions and traditionality, like we's got. When youse and I put on the flag, it's to fight the Russians, like real patriots did during when them Ruskies was all set on nuking our asses any day that one of the old geezers in the Kremlin over there in Moscow had a bug up his Russian butt. Maybe his wife burnt the pirogis or forgot to buy vodka, so the guy gets all pissed and wants to nuke us. You never know with them, at least not during that Cold War when we was fighting the Commies.
So what I am saying is that in these pixs, we's ain't wearing the flag in descreation, like that pig Pombo, but because we was fightin for our country. Kids like Pombo, who ain't never served, they don't know nothing.
Yo Apollo.
Rocky here. Dat's right. You and me wuz only wearin flags when we wuz fightin commies. Duh flag wuz our inspiration, not sumtin to soak up our perspiration (and B.O.) like it wuz for ButtaPombO and pre-Clorox Annette.
We fought fer our country, side by side, wit yer sorry black ass partnered up wit my sorry white ass and we whupped dose friggin steroid-infused Russkies witout goin off to duh Marijuana Islands on Jack-off's dough fer a toke.
Rocky out.
Part of the Bush/Pombo/Abramoff/DeLay psyche, part that drives them, part that allows them in their own minds to play soft and loose with the rules to such an extent that it seems like hypocrisy to the non-initiated, is that they believe that yes, rules are good, yes, we should have plenty of 'em... it's just that they don't apply to us. Especially when they are not convenient.
Do the right thing? Or take the money?
Would anybody care to translate this post into English? :-P
Yo dumBBBB-ass SPY.
Rocky here. Ain't no wun butt you who can't unnerstand Rocky, which is why you get 4 capitol "Bs." Duh friggin pitcher alone is woith a tousand woids, and since babaloo added a second pitcher, dat means 2000. Butt you can't even friggin count to ten usin yer toenails, cuz dey is all infected wit dat ugly fungus. So is yer brain. Yer a MORON. A friggin PATHETIC MORON, jest like ButtaPombO.
Anyways, I jest wanted to let you all know dat Rocky is startin up his own blot. Now don't worry, I'm still gonna be around to torment dat SPY, but a guy hasta make a livin and dere ain't no friggin good jobs here in Stock-town on accounta duh fact dat ButtaPombO ain't got no plans fer economic development udder den building more and more houses on floodplanes when dey should be fruited planes insted next to duh purple mountains all majestic-like. You know what I mean?
And ain't no way Rocky is gonna be drivin to the friggin Bay and computin in all duh traffic jams. So makin movies, politics, and blottin are where I'm headed.
If youse wanna check out my new blot, go here:
http://rockybalboablog.blogspot.com/
I'm still pretty friggin hansum, ain't I?
Rocky out.
Pombo smokes his "Supporters" in the 11th district, the Del Porto canyon in the Wesly area, and the open land above the Altamont in the Tracy hills were on fire for all of Wednesday and the Del Porto canyon is still on fire. Jerry Mc Nerney's windmill industry may suffer some heavy damage due to the fire. The Pombo windmill farm was untouched by the flames, due to the fire was on the opposit side of Hwy 580. Will Pombo get out of this mess, the fire behind the antenna farm seem to come at a convenient time. Pombo has been trying to develop the antenna farm for quite some time. First the college and now ball fields for the Tracy residents. Andrew Malick said it was being bought for economic developement, we know better. The Pombo family owns land next door. 1 million for 50 acres of unusable land. Not a bad deal for the Congressman. On the other side of the Del Porto canyon where Pombo's own farm land flames seem to continue. Are the fires related?
We will find out.
Tom Benigno
Yo Mr BeanO!
Rocky here. Good to here from you buddy. Whaddya tink about Rocky's foist deal? Is dis a great pitcher of ButtaPombO disgracin our flag wit his B.O. or what?
Anyways, Rocky gotta confess dat he really didn't get dis pitcher from a friggin CIA agent. Rocky don't even know no CIA agents, cept fer dis Valery Plame and I only about know her on accounta duh fact dat we gotta Vice President who ought be in jail fer treason. Of course he ain't never soived his country neither. You know what I mean?
Of course dis ButtWipe, bein a ButtWipe, also supports ButtaPombO butt you probably alreddy knew dat. Dats why he came out to Stock-town to help him raise even more money on accounta duh fact dat Jack-off is goin to jail and ButtaPombO got a hole lot more arses to feed and keep supplied wit terlet paper.
Anyways, on accounta duh fact dat we're all Dems, cept fer dat dumB REPUBLICANSPY, and you too, but yer a good honest Republican, butt anyways Rocky's gonna reveal his secrets. I found dis pitcher at yet anudder blot dat Rocky tink youse all oughta check out (sorry youse guys, butt I dunno how to do duh click on ting):
http://www.dailykos.com/
story/2006/7/4/10825/66798
If you go to dis blot, dere are a hole bunch of udder bad Republicans disgracing our flag in all kindsa disgustin ways. Butt I also checked out sum udder tings on dis blot and I gotta tell you, I could spend all day on dis blot butt den you'd all miss Rocky's blottin AND dealin. Am I right or what?
Duh smoke from dose Tracy fires sure wuz bad here in Stock-town. Rocky has herd dat ButtaPombO is smokin sumtin, butt he ain't never herd dat he smokes supporters. Did you mean to hypostulate dat he's tryin to burn out his enemas, like mebbe McNoiney's windmills so as to put his champaign at a disadvantage with ButtaPombO's windmills?! I mean dis would be scandalous and could toin into a 7 year windmill war. Jeezus!
Butt I dunno Mr BeanO - dis wuns a stretch. You got any evidence?
Rocky out.
Shrimp Mozambique, Camarao Mozambique
Serves 4
4 tb. butter
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup water
8 cloves garlic, finely chopped
4 tablespoons finely chopped cilantro or flat leaf parsley
1 tsp turmeric
1/2 tsp saffrom,toasted,crushed and soaked in 1 tbsp warm water for 15 minutes
1/2 cup red wine or light beer
2 tsp fresh lemon juice
2 tsp coarse kosher salt
1/2 tsp ground white pepper
2 tsp hot chili sauce or generous pinch crush red pepper
1 pound shrimp (26-30 count), peeled and deveined
1. Melt butter in a 3-quart pot over medium-low heat. Toss in onion and fry until lightly golden. Pour in the water followed by garlic, cilantro, turmeric,and saffron water. Cover and simmer for 3 to4 minutes, allowing the essence of the spices and herbs to mingle.
2. Pour in the wine or beer with the lemon juice. Stir. Cover and raise heat to medium-high and bring the sauce to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer for 2 minutes. Toss in the shrimp, hot pepprs or chili sauce if using and give them a turn in the sauce. Cook for three minutes over medium-low until the shrimp are just curled tender and turned pink. Spoon the shrimp into bowls and serve with plenty of crusty bread to dip in the flavorful sauce. (This can also be served over rice.)
The perfect wine for this is Joao Pires Vinho Verde
Shrimp Mozambique, Camarao Mozambique
Serves 4
4 tb. butter
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup water
8 cloves garlic, finely chopped
4 tablespoons finely chopped cilantro or flat leaf parsley
1 tsp turmeric
1/2 tsp saffrom,toasted,crushed and soaked in 1 tbsp warm water for 15 minutes
1/2 cup red wine or light beer
2 tsp fresh lemon juice
2 tsp coarse kosher salt
1/2 tsp ground white pepper
2 tsp hot chili sauce or generous pinch crush red pepper
1 pound shrimp (26-30 count), peeled and deveined
1. Melt butter in a 3-quart pot over medium-low heat. Toss in onion and fry until lightly golden. Pour in the water followed by garlic, cilantro, turmeric,and saffron water. Cover and simmer for 3 to4 minutes, allowing the essence of the spices and herbs to mingle.
2. Pour in the wine or beer with the lemon juice. Stir. Cover and raise heat to medium-high and bring the sauce to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer for 2 minutes. Toss in the shrimp, hot pepprs or chili sauce if using and give them a turn in the sauce. Cook for three minutes over medium-low until the shrimp are just curled tender and turned pink. Spoon the shrimp into bowls and serve with plenty of crusty bread to dip in the flavorful sauce. (This can also be served over rice.)
The perfect wine for this is Joao Pires Vinho Verde
Garlic Nailed Steak - Prego no Pao
Serves 2 to 300
Which came first, the Prego rolls of South Africa or the Portuguese Prego no Pao on the mainland of Portugal? It is thought that the recipe, introduced by the Portuguese was transplanted to the former Portuguese colony by holiday travelers to the mainland who brought the recipe home to South Africa.
Serve on a plate with rice and vegetables or served up on a bun with lots of onions, this is a very popular way to enjoy beef steak.
1/2 pound of sirloin steak,cut in 1/4-inch thick slices and trimmed of any visible fat
1/2 stick butter (4 tablespoons)
6 cloves garlic (or more if you like) thinly sliced
1 large onion, thinly sliced
1/2 cup white wine
1 teaspoon coarse salt or to taste
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1. Place the steaks on your workspace. Lay slices of garlic on on side of the steaks. Using a tenderizing mallet, "nail" the garlic to the steak by pounding the slices into the meat. Repeat on th4e reverse side of the steaks.
2. Melt 3 tablespoons butter in a skillet over medium-high heat. Fry each steak in the butter for barely two to three minutes, turning once. Transfer to a dish and cover.
3. Melt the remaining butter in the same skillet. Add the onions and saute until they are golden. Transfer the onions to the dish holding the steaks. Pour the wine into the same skillet. Using the flat edge of a wooden spatula, scrap up the carmelized coating on the bottom of the pan. Raise the heat to medium-high and reduce the sauce by half.
4. Return the onions and beef to the sauce and heat through for 1 minutes. Serve on crusty rolls with a salad on the side for a perfect lunch. Try tossing some lettuce and and a slice of tomato into the bun for tasty all in one sandwich.
Hi again: Sorry for spelling the canyon wrong. It is spelled Del Puerto, I used the other spelling because my family was from Palermo, Porto meaning port. As far as the evidence goes on the fire's read my writings about the sale of property to the city of Tracy. Pombo owns some land next to the FFA antenna farm. As they own land by the Del Perto canyon. Go to the next Tracy city council meeting. On the 18th of July. I like the recipe for fried snake.
Tom Benigno
What is the purpose of someone posting those recipes? They only correlation is that they are Portuguese and so is Pombo. I can find nothing funny or interesting about them. Just nothing at all. Seems the only purpose is to be clutter. Are they supposed to piss us off, that someone is invading the blog? Are they trying to make some statement? Is it someone so desperate for attention they have to post nonsense?
All I can see is that it is like an incredible bore at a party, talking on and on about nothing. Everyone ignores him or her, and is very happy when the person leaves.
I guess it is like Spammers -- just filling our electronic lives with more junk.
So to the recipe poster: either state your purpose here and what exactly you are trying to say, or get lost and stop acting like an immature idiotic spammer.
VPO asks What is the purpose of someone posting those recipes? They only correlation is that they are Portuguese and so is Pombo. I suspect that they are some kind of link - however tenuous - that no person, not even Pombo, can be all bad. There must be something good about him. And there is: he comes from a culture that produces tasty foods. But I'd be hard pressed to find another positive factoid about Mr. Pombo.
But then, tasty food also come from the Mexican culture, the Polish culture, the Puerto Rican culture, and many other cultures, who developed them originally out of poverty, to spice up their lives as best they could. Perhaps Pombo has forgotten his roots, since much of his official action has put these and many other cultures at risk.
Please lets keep the nationalities out of this dialog. I can't help I'm a wop, and Pombo can't help he is a Portagee, Boxer is a dog, so lets me nice to one another.
Tommy Bananas
Yo SPY.
Rocky here. Now yer talkin - dis recipe don't sound so bad. Wit sum more grilled onions, slicin duh meat real thin, and addin a little bitta melted cheese yer actually gettin close to duh essence of a good cheezesteak hoagie. You know a good place me and Apollo could go buy wunna dese tings in Stockton, Lodi, or Tracy? Toin Rocky onto a good cheezesteak joint in dese parts, and you might get on my good side fer a change. Heh heh heh.
I mean Jeezus, dat foist recipe had like 10 lbs of meat in it, and all you friggin did was boil the crap at of it wit a few friggin turnips til it was rendered. Disgustin I tell you, even Paulie wouldn't eat slop like dat.
Remember Rocky don't wanna go to duh friggin Bay and get stuck on 580 to get wunna dese Portu-geese hoagies, on accounta duh fact dat Pombo ain't done nuttin to widen it duh hole time he's been in Congress. Nuttin cuz he's been too busy doin Jack-off's bizness in duh Marijuana Islands. Jest what kinda business wuz he doin in a place wit a name like dat anyways? Is dat duh friggin "garnish" in dese recipes you is talkin about?
But back to dose Portu-geese hoagies: could I get 'em to hold duh friggin Prego? I mean why duh hell you wanna put bad-tasting termato sauce on duh ting and ruin it? Not only dat, but youse seem to be mixing up duh termato sauce wit duh bread: Dey should be good, old-fashioned hoagie rolls too, not too crusty but not all air like friggin Wonder Bread. You know what I mean?
Rocky out. Yo SPY: You ever eat a good Philly cheezesteak? Mebbe dere's hope fer you, dis recipe is duh foist sign I seen of it anyways.
Rocky if you want good food go to my brothers place in Lodi at Hwy 5 and 12 Rocky's the restaurant has been there 1983. My brother Rocco has been dead sense 1992 but the boy's have been milkin the place for a while. Rocky owned Castanzas on Pacific ave and the Golden husk in Lodi and Pionner in Stockton the family have been in the food related business for years. So when someone calls BeanO a carpet bagger you tell them to ---- off. This last race with Pombo, was undermined by the Hank Shaws and the local commies who didn't want the Benigno family to win. I just thought you would like to know a little about the Bean'O Boy's. I farmed all around the valley for years.
Hello everyone: I just happen to be in a forum with Mc Closkey. Mc Nerney, Filson, and myself at Comcast in Stockton. There was a three member panel who asked us questions. The one who stuck in my mind was the CEO of the Stockton Chamber of Commerce. he seemed as though he didn't want to be there. Now I see why he is a Pombo supporter. You can't fool mother nature. We know what he is about. Many have been criticizing the Chamber for it's intervention into politics. There job should be to support American business's not foreign investiment or trade. We must stop these do gooders, all they do is get money to endorse special interest incumbents, who support oil barrons.
T. Benigno
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