ButtaPombO Smells Up Duh American Flag Wit His B.O.
The following is a guest post by Rocky Balboa:
Yo All Youse Guys in Duh Inner Circle - And Delta, Jenny, and Pretty Goil too. Its Rocky, and I ain't jest blottin I'm dealin. What a feelin I tell you, you know, when yer doin it for duh foist time. Its like I been tryin to tell duh friggin REPUBLICANSPY, if you sit back and loin from duh pros like Rocky, and follow duh rules of dis blot like Rocky, mebbe sum day you'll get to be a dealer - like Rocky. Butt no, dis guy is jest too friggin dumB.
Anyways, youse all know dat ButtaPombO and Team ButtWipe are stinkin up dis blot, all of Stockton, dere underwear, and mebbe even dere friggin birkenstocks wit dere smelly feet fer all I know. Butt I'll bet youse didn't know dat ButtaPombO is also stinkin up duh American flag - wit his B.O. And so is Annette. Youse want proof? Check out dis photo Rocky got from a friggin CIA agent:
Now dis photo wuz taken in 1994 after ButtaPombO wun his foist re-election. He hadn't yet fattened up on Jack-off's dough, and Annette hadn't yet invested in Clorox. Butt you can still recognize his ugly mug.
Anyways, duh point is dat now dis corrupt hypocrite - who ain't never soived his country - is runnin around tryin to say dat consecratin our flag should be a crime. Well puttin B.O. on our flag would be illegal unner any of dese proposed laws as Rocky unnerstands it, and in Pombo's case it should be a Capitol crime on accounta duh fact dat he's on Capitol Hill. Duh Fool on Duh Hill.
Now it also ain't escaped Rocky neither dat duh sign on duh wall behind him dat sez "SELF SERVICE" is exactly what dis guy is up to in Washington. Am I right about dis or what? He is all about soivin hisself, and Jack-off, and anywun else dat ponies up duh friggin cash to buy his vote.
Yo REPUBLICANSPY - now Rocky has you on the friggin ropes wit dis punch. One more shot from me or Mr VPO and you is outta here, and maybe it won't smell so bad in Stockton. Gettin rid of ButtaPombO and Team ButtWipe is duh fastest way to clean up duh dirty smelly air, if youse ask me. Puttin B.O. on duh American flag is friggin disgusting.
Yo Adrian! It's Rocky. I love you honey! Yo Mr BeanO - keep loinin, mebbe you can becum a dealer sum day. And to Matt and all my friends in duh Inner Circle, I jest wanna say tanks fer teachin me duh ways of blottin, and I hope you'll let Rocky deal anudder hand sumday.
Rocky out. But he's finally "in" too.
[Update by babaloo: If you've been following the comments, here's a picture of Abbie Hoffman being arrested in 1968 for wearing a flag shirt, just like Richard and Annette Pombo (oh, except for the being arrested part).]