Monday, March 20, 2006

Billionaires for Pombo

I understand that Billionaires for Pombo is soliciting others to aid and abet their nefariousl efforts. I would hope that none of you fall for this and actually go look at the material that they have plagarized, copied and are foisting on the general public as genuine. Just make sure that if you see this url http://www.billionairesforpombo.com/pombo-solicit2.pdf That you NEVER click on it It is so like them to call this a solicitation. And the last thing that you want to do is to let them know of any event in the district. They might just show up and that would be so emarassing for some poor pigeon.

4 Comments:

Anonymous jbmendel said...

Hey, you've piqued my interest, but I have no idea what this 'organization' is or exactly what nefarious schemes they're hatching. That made it extra tempting to click on the link, but I exercised self control.

Can I get a quick primer?

9:32 AM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go ahead and click on the link, jbmendel, and all will be revealed. ;)

11:23 AM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous Will Onya said...

Hi. This is Will Onya, of the Billionaires For Pombo, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Billionaires For Bush.

We plan to table at various events with petitions soliciting local folks to...

- Make the entire district, not just some parts, #1 in the nation in dirty air.

- More cuts in soldier combat pay. And more cuts to veterans' access to healthcare. Support the war, not the troops!

- Permit oil exploration and logging, not just in federal parks like ANWR, but also in the state and city parks. (Previous attempts: 1 2 3)

- Make more species extinct. Humanity uber alles! And ultra-rich humanity uber you!

Interested in participating? Have petition ideas? Want to help in graphics and website design? Contact participate@billionairesforpombo.com.

Just remember. With people like Pombo in place we can all Four More Wars! Four More Wars! Four More Wars!

Blood For Oil,

Will Onya

9:15 AM, March 21, 2006  
Anonymous Richie Rich said...

I would support drilling in Golden Gate Park, even if there's no oil there. After we leave a few dry wells, we can pave it over and creat an office development with miles of parking!

Go Billionaires for Pombo!

6:06 PM, March 21, 2006  

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